What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:30

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
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-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s