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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:30

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

Which race of women are the hottest?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?